We’ve been taught it’s best to say nothing if we have nothing nice to say, but sometimes being nice is overrated. Then, firing off a one-liner or unleashing a long-winded diatribe is the only course of action––and so much more satisfying. An Insult A Day 2012 Calendar contains pithy proclamations from politicians, comedians, talk show [...]
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The Joy of Jewish Humor 2012 Boxed Calendar 449405847
Marnie Winston-Macauley, the award winning author who brought us A Little Joy, A Little Oy, now brings pure joy! The Joy of Jewish Humor 2012 Calendar is filled with funny entries that are uniquely Jewish. Topics include “Totally, Absolutely, Quintessentially Jewish,” “Never Satisfied,” “Wouldjew Believe?” and “Two Jews, Three Opinions.” It also contains quotes from [...]
Wild Words From Wild Women 2012 Boxed Calendar 449404857
Wild Words from Wild Women is an entertaining, inspirational collection of hilarious quips, thoughtful bon mots, and unforgettable one-liners from notorious and famous women. Whether celebrity or CEO, poet or pioneer, author or activist, these women hold nothing back on motherhood, career, sex, love, life, friendship, and anything else women might discuss over a glass [...]
The Argyle Sweater 2012 Boxed Calendar 449404697
Scott Hilburn’s The Argyle Sweater is syndicated in the Washington Post, the Los Angeles Times, the Calgary Herald, and–with more than 130 online clients–everywhere in between. Inside the popular, colorful cartoon, readers find the to-do lists of celebrities, the secret lives of animals, Care Bears who don’t care at all, hyenas who don’t feel like [...]
Close To Home 2012 Boxed Calendar 449403881
John McPherson’s ultra-popular cartoon panel Close to Home is bizarre, deranged, brilliant, and outrageously amusing. From the boy who gets fang implants to attract vampire-crazed females, to the mom-to-be who wallpapers her baby’s room with its ultrasound photo, to the girl who keeps her python, Howie in her purse in case her dates act inappropriately, [...]
Nurses 2012 Boxed Calendar 449404390
Nurses truly are everyday heroes! The day-to-day chaos that these medical professionals face and tame is highlighted in this calendar, which features true nursing tales, profiles on famous nurses, funny jokes, and much more. Size: 5 3/8 x 1 11/16 x 5 3/8 Andrews McMeel 2012 Page-Per-Day Boxed Click here for your special online price
Murphys Law 2012 Boxed Calendar 449404369
Call it irony, call it a coincidence, or call it Murphy’s Law––the popular adage that states if anything can go wrong, it will. For thirty years, the Murphy’s Law calendar has provided laws and principles on things that go wrong. The First Law of Traffic: The slow lane you were stopped in starts moving as [...]
You Might Be A Redneck If… 2012 Boxed Calendar 449404925
Each page of this calendar features a hilarious redneck joke from Jeff Foxworthy. Size: 5 3/8 x 1 11/16 x 5 3/8 Andrews McMeel 2012 Page-Per-Day Boxed Click here for your special online price
Dilbert 2012 Boxed Calendar 449403928
If you work in an office, chances are you know (or are) a Dilbert, Wally, Alice, or—heaven forbid—a Pointy-Haired Boss. Scott Adams’s immediately recognizable characters from his phenomenally popular comic strip Dilbert scream “It’s you!” at cubicle dwellers everywhere, whether through the Boss’s lame attempts at buzz-speak or Dilbert’s detached amusement at the absurdity surrounding [...]
Pearls Before Swine 2012 Boxed Calendar 449404482
Leapin’ crocodiles . . . 2012 is one of those wacky years when we throw in an extra 86,400 seconds! But that just means one more day o’ fun with Rat, Pig, Goat, the zeebahs, and crocs, and the whole crazy Pearls Before Swine crew. This calendar serves up their shenanigans every day (even the [...]